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A day without sunshine is like you know night. I am lazy till I get a motive.

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

. Always go to other peoples funerals otherwise they wont come to yours. List 100 wise famous quotes about I Funny. I love to make things.

When we cease to grow we become old. Browse discover thousands of brands. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US.

I prefer not to think before speaking. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. In between I am alive.

Work smarter not for owning iPhones but for not fearing their breaks. To see the world things dangerous to come to to see behind walls to draw closer to find each other and to feel. Dont let anyone ever make you feel like you dont deserve what you want.

Trying to think of how to take the least crowded ways to class so the least amount of people will stare at the hole in my neck. Breathe in the Ocean. We dont grow old.

I am politically correct in a weird way. I like to push. Its so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage shipping and.

Funny Instagram Captions for Beach. Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you dont have a single thing to worry about. Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush.

60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes. With time I have started to value more time. Be happy it drives people crazy Paulo.

Whatever I do I will do it for fun but with dedication and focus. Marriage is like mushrooms. Dark Jar Tin Zoo.

Free rides before noon and after 1158 am. Black Holes are where God divided by zero. Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8948.

These simple cool quotes are all super short which makes them great for captions. That is the purpose of life from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Historians repeat one another Robert Brooke.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. Sun sand and pineapple in hand. When Im feeling down someone says suck it up I get the urge to break their legs and say walk it off.

If you dont mind it doesnt matter. Ad Enjoy low prices on earths biggest selection of books electronics home apparel more. I dont need a Man.

Funniest Quotes and Sayings For Amusing Time. Read customer reviews find best sellers. It is scientifically proven that laughter is essential to remain fit and.

And try to find somebody whos life gives them vodka and have a party. He wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too. I am the Trolley of Love.

I am happiest when floating in Sea. Youre not as young as you used to. Tropic like its hot.

Funny Birthday Quotes. But still I am not what I once used to be and by the grace of God I am what I am. Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese.

Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row one of the fluffy fuckers wanders off gets into some shit. I am lazier after accomplishing the motive. Ralph Waldo Emerson.

We notice too late if. Dont ever follow me because I am difficult. If theres a will theres a wave.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Funny Motivational Quotes. Its important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.

If you hit the target every time its too near or too big. If I have some free time and you have a dollar and a dream and you are making something funny and cool Id love to be a part of it. If life gives you lemons you should make lemonade.

Sun Shine on my Mind. Dont worry BEACH happy. Best Funny Quotes.

I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. Quotes tagged as i-am Showing 1-30 of 82. Beach More Worry Less.

They spend days and nights working for their families and in the rat race to become affluent they have forgotten to laugh and smile. People these days are so busy in their lives. Best Funny Positive Affirmations.

Funny Quotes About History If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world they wouldnt have declared their independence from it Stephen Colbert Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face Unknown History repeats itself. Laughter is a magical medicine having properties to cure several diseases. To me racist jokes are not funny.

Youll never reach it. I am not what I ought to be I am not what I want to be I am not what I hope to be in another world. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

That always worries me. I need Tequila and Tan. I need some beach therapy.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You. Have no fear of perfection.

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